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Send Every Illegal Immigrant To New York City

Why should only border states have to suffer from illegal immigrants? Let’s give liberal states like NY a taste of policies they promote. Gregg Gutfeld elucidates.

Gutfeld: It’s fun to see what happens when so-called compassionate libs get a taste of their own no cost, compassion. You know, the kind they prescribe for other people because they don’t have to pay the price. But you do.

Take immigration where everything is free for anybody who comes in because it’s in your state and not theirs. Sorry, Texas, you’re screwed. It’s your fault for bordering Mexico and inventing Dr. Pepper. It’s true.

It must be how my parents felt when they went away for the weekend and I had half the chess club over to drink their booze. True, there were only two people in the club, so it was just me. Now you get the idea. I drink alone. Sorry, but forever, border states complained about the burdens placed on their services with the influx of illegal immigrants. They aren’t complaining about the people, but the policies. They know without an actual process, everything falls apart. It’s like when Edward Scissorhands entered that bouncy castle.

As you know, Republicans are fans of laws, just like strict parents. But Democrats are fans of stuff minus the means to get them. Like strict parents’ children.

So when border states complain, the left calls it xenophobic. Oh, you just don’t like the brown folks. And they’ll even say it – the brown folks. The definition of racism is changed again. It’s anyone who disagrees with the Democrat.

And when the Border Patrol try to do their job, you get whipgate, a smear the president gladly embraced. So how do you get Dems to understand that you need a process? Well you get them to experience what you’re going through too. What’s good for the goose is good for this slanderer. Let’s see what happens when a Democrat far from a border state gets to play border state for a year. That’s a nice way of saying let’s see how you aholes like it. Hmm. I wonder if our system was inundated.

ERIC ADAMS: Our system is inundated with, you know, those who were seeking shelter because of the callousness of those other states that pushed them out. Our schools are going to be impacted. Our health care system is going to be impacted. Our infrastructure is going to be impacted.

Sounds like my dentist. Everything’s going to be impacted, which is what should happen when you call yourself a sanctuary state. See, the virtue signal just became real. It’s the cost of lawlessness, you know, sort of how a drug kingpin gets killed by another drug kingpin. Those are the rules. So I’m for having migrants come to New York City and it has nothing to do with having to replace my masseuses. RIP, Marco, Clem and Stu. You’re never going to find them.

I want leaders to understand the costs for their obsession with cheap labor. But I like immigrants, especially compared to what’s homegrown here. I mean, have you ever met a woke migrant? I haven’t. They think Latinx are those movies I made in Tijuana in the nineties. And they’re right. That’s how I met Ricky Martin.

True, there are burdens to the system when lots of illegal immigrants show up. They put more stress on the infrastructure. But they aren’t even close to what some Americans have done to this country.

This piece was written by Jim Gunner on July 27, 2022. It originally appeared in LifeZette [2] and is used by permission.

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